Sunday, May 01, 2005 - HAHAHAHAH. : HAHA. get a load of this lines

"If shit was music, you'd be an orchestra."
"Ordinarily people live and learn, but you, you just live."
"Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly."
"Is that your nose, or are you eating a banana?"
"I would ask you how old you are, but I reckon you can't count that high."

hahaha. great one-liner insults. they sound intelligent yet blunt. heh heh. not tt im advocating the use of it but the language is reallly funny. n blast it. cbox is not dead after all. ah well.

oh yes. i tried my standing broad jump 2dae. at home. yup. i doubt the neighbours downstairs appreciated the thumping but who cares right. its MY napfa. n its gold at stake. i measured out the distance which i needed to clear - 230cm - for a c pass. my stuuupid measuring tape apparently has a max length of 200cm, so i measured it out on the floor followed by the nxt 30cm. then, i started jumping. trust me. the nxt few mins were the most depressing moments of my life. i cldnt clear the darn line. then i gave up n decided to hope tt somehow or another, my measuring tape was screwed n tt the sch's mat was smaller. HAHA. wat a wild wish. then, i uttered a simple prayer to God for some kind of divine intervention.

then, in the nxt moment, i got this vision of a tape with big fat no.s n smaller ones at the bottom. n e tape looked familiar. looking back at my archaic measuring tape, i realised the big no.s were in inches n smaller ones in cm. HAHAHA. ive been measuring the last 30cm in inches!! then, i re-measured again in the RIGHT units (cm) n tried again. I CLEARED 230cm!!! HAHAHAA.

God, ure indeed worthy of ALL praise. HAHA. You really work in strange ways.... I lift up 2molo's napfa test into Your Hands. watever the outcome, may Your Name be praised!!! Amen... :D

C.K blogged at 9:10 PM