Tuesday, November 29, 2005 - tired moi. : ah... after 3 days of non-stop action and events, im back to blog!! right now, im contemplating whether to blog events of the pass 3 days.

ah what the heck. ill do just that!

the previous sunday, my cell group went to city bayview hotel in some nondescript part of Dhoby Ghaut to have a buffet lunch. it was actually a final meal together as a cell before dear Clarence resigns to his unavoidable fate as a soldier! so for almost the entire day, he looked like this!

HAHA. thats the look of a pre-enlistee. and nigel decided to entertain us with his portrayal of an ah mah.

anyways, after we gone back, i was on the train with emma and we had this teenage couple arguing beside us! it was so melodrama with the girl -almost- breaking down and the guy acting nonchalent about the whole thing.

so emma and i were communicating via our handphones (read: keying messages and showing each other). apparently we were as inconsipcuous as emma's bright pink top. i only caught snippets of the conversation which included the words "slut", "cut me into pieces", and "what you want me to do".

so with my bountiful imagination, this is what the conversation must have been about!

girl: what you want me to do? why are you angry with me"

boy: 'cause you're such a slut!

girl: slut? what slut? im sooo sexy and HOT! i can't help it if they stare at me. *bimbotic pose*

guy: don't piss me off. otherwise i cut you into pieces like that chinky chonk girl from China.

girl: you cut lah! CUT LAH! im so hurt you said that... *starts to tear*

guy: *silence*

and before you know it, there they are hugging and snogging like nobody's business. so dumb right?

and im very happy. cause i swam yesterday! yes. finally. after all those weeks of being cooped up in this sunless house i manage to get a tan.

and i jus realised, that my ultra bright lime green trunks is just going to look even brighter against a dark, tanned skin. uh oh. but what the heck lah. its a NOVELTY ok. im like, the only guy with lime green trunks at the pool and i sure turned a few heads!

SEE YOUR BETTER, YOU SIMIAN FOOLS!

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im getting a hang of how to swim. in case you didn't know, i can't swim. yes yes starting laughing. i hope you choke on your saliva and have it dribble out of your nose.

ben seck and i made a wager. we both, will get bright PINK trunks and we both will wear them together. haha! don't worry we are not gay. its called pushing the boundaries!

C.K blogged at 7:21 PM